Well, good Friday (Saturday) Creeter Reeders. I apologize for my absence last week. While in Arizona I learned the diference between drinking and drinking A LOT. Thank you, again, Erin for asking me if I was able enough to post. I’m sorry that I said yes, and then had to change my mind.
I’ve been thinking a lot about what makes people what they are. I am a person that believes in evolution. I believe that (rather unfortunately) I am the result of thousands of years of human mating habits (strangely including the “flying dutchman” and the “speedy gonsales” which for good reason fell out of popularity in the mid to late 80’s). It is a sad thought to think that we are today supposedly somehow superior physically and mentally than the ancient egyptians. I rest my gloomy outlook of the future in the many hours that I spend observing the teen attitude of today (not observing in a creepy way though. definately not creepy). With this said, it may not interest you to know that I am of a legitimately popular belief that experience, and experience alone, dictate how we develop as people. I’m not really big on the whole predisposition-to-alchoholism-because-my-parent(s)-was(were)-an-alchoholic bit. I think that we make our own choices and dictate our own lives (unless living in a country run by a dictator. that is, afterall, their job).
Well, the hour of ocho creeps upon me and the haunting voice of the cashier at Lee’s Sandwiches asking me if there is anything else I would like gently follows. Hold fast! dear Reeders of Creeter! Let not your pants being pulled down in front of your gym class in high school dictate your life. Make a decision tomorrow(or any every day) that you may not usually and turn it in to a positive experience. Get drunk, get laid, get off the couch, get married to a potted plant so you can be the idiot on the Today Show that battles the surmounting injustice toward Entomophilous’s ranting about how they have rights just like bottlenose dolphins, or take a friend out to dinner.