My apologies to Jamie.
So when my brother and I go out to the bar, and end up talking to a person or group of people, it usually goes like this.
her”blah blah blah… so how long have you two been together?”
me”uh, us? nonono, he’s my brother.”
her”oh. haha, I totally thought you two were together.”
her”you dont look like brothers”
me”oh, watch. Hey Brad. Smile.” (we both smile)
her”oh, yeah I see it now. So which one of you is gay?”
her”okay. that makes sense. I thought he was. So I just figured.”
her”Well, I love your brother. I think he’s hilarious”
me”yeah” (at some point I think it is a good idea to tell her she is gorgeous. She says I am too, which is completely unexpected. She also tells me this after telling me she is not a lesbian, which she claimed to be earlier. Well, not full-time anyway. Then she and “the-friend-who-doesn’t -really-want-to-be-out-anyway-and-now-has-a-headache-so-they-have-to-leave” take off.)